Wednesday, September 29, 2010

drama script please read fast

shin hong:percy
Chun how:crouch
yen ling:ross
kevin thian:Lord septic(LE,LG)
in the midnight, at the railway station

L: Why is it so foggy here? Crouch?

C: Indeed sir

L: I’m asking you a question!!

C: Yes sir

L: You are such a fool...You remind me of someone...

C: Someone?

L: Yes, I mean you.

C: Meme…really me? It’s such an honor

L: Argo…you are so dumb... I wonder why I still keep you as my servant... and why hasn’t the train arrived? I hate to wait for the train.

C: Calm down, master.

L: Time passes by so fast…I still remember for the past 18 years. I was 28 and I am the gab nor of this area which is Kuala lumpur.. I decided to improved the safety of this country so I
married with a woman named Clora Septic. She owns a gun factory. We make
weapons. We make bombs.. and we make ….

C: Condoms?

L: No you pervert-minded….. acid smoke.we trying to inverted
acid smoke which can take down all the Japanese army but the Japanese army arrive into Kuala lumpur before we successed our experiment and caused my wife cancer due to the acid is strong and she dead.i order my servant to ask my maid which is lady gasbty to carry a important document with all the gold that I have and hang it to me in the train station Kuala lumpur. she give me the luggage back while carrying a baby.after that , I pushed her to a railway tracks and got her killed but the baby drop on the floor.after that, I opened up the bag and I found nothing except the NSL word which show the place of the bag located.i throw the baby into the dustbin and get away with the train.and today I am back to here to get back document before the UK government found the document or else I will been punish by the Uk government of selling the drug in Kuala lumpur.

C sir, I’ve got a feeling that tonight is going to be a good night. (Smells
something awful. Whispers to himself) ‘Master’s fart is getting worse. It smells like
feaces.’

L: Erk what? What is that smell? Crouch, did you fart? (Whispers to himself) ‘Actually, it was me who farted.’

C: No sir, my fart is not as smelly as yours

L: What did you say Crouch! How dare you!

C: No sir, I didn’t say anything.

L: Good! Then, who farted just now?

C: Yes, it was me, sir. I apologize. I will not fart so loudly again.

L: Awesome, I like your answer. If the train still hasn’t arrived, I promise myself I will
own this platform and fire all the workers and dig up the Gasbty gold!

C: So, you mean you’re going to burn the workers?

L: I mean terminate their employment.

C:Lord how u going to own this train because this country no longer control by the british government and it already under Japanese army..and our present in this country might lead us to death.

L:I know I means if.





























Scene two :
A Girl come nearby which is a flower girl who trying to sell flower to lord septic

R:sir,would you like to bought a bouquet of flowers?

L:who is talking to me?..i cant see anyone except crouch..I dare you come out to face me
Don’t try to hide Infront of me who is handsome,rich and…

C:evil

L:shut up Crouch!

R:I was infront you sir!.i feel you are so insulting

C:yes sir ,she really infront you

L:infront me?i cant see anyone else so that means crouch you got the third eye?

C:thurst eye ?what is that sir? I never heard that before .

L: I means third eye,you dumb idiot!

C:Sir look down,you are so tall and she is so short that why you cant see her..

L:WOW …..you scare me you shorty!!how dare you stand infront of me !.
.
R:sir just bought a bouquet of flower .i need that money to bring my mother to visit
Doctor ..Please I bag you…

L:Do not bag me your bagger and this platform do not allow any entrance of bagger so
get out of here or else I report to the officer. …Crouch get raid of her..

C:yes sir,leave it to me

L:I will went into the office to plot the location of luggage bag!.So you must make sure
you get raid of her before I come back to here ..understand!

C:yes sir!

L:good !(left the scene)

C:hey you…flower girl you better left this place ..what do you think you’re doing here?

R:sir,would you like bought a few flowers,sir?only a penny a bunch

C:shut up .clear off. Get lost

R:I take that as a no..

C:get off this platform..we don’t have beggars here.

R:but I needed the money to bring my mother to visits doctor.she is so sick.

C:who care...and I say no bagger !!!TUT TUT TUT…..look at my mouth
I say no bagger

R:I am blind..i could not see you as well as your mouth..

C:what you a blind?(wave hand on the face of flower girl)

R:yes,thank to the accident happen on match factory..

C:I Don’t care how you got blind…I warn you ,you better left this place or else ..Lord
septic will gone mad and throw you into the railway track just like ..

R:Lord septic?...you means the match factory owner ..lord septic?..

C:yes ,is him the Man which is the previous gabenor of Kuala lumpur ,the man who is coward and escape from this place when the Japanese army arrive, but after we get the luggage we going to be rich
..muahaha..now get
lost !!(throw all the ross bouquet on the floor)you better leave here before I come back
I tell you! Leave scene

R:(ross feel nervous and cry)what can I do now got no money ,I can’t go back to my
House without any income...where is my flower? My finger feel numbed.i can’t find my
flowers. We’ll starve. Poor mother will die.i won’t be able to pay the rent. It’s the end.i
Will never see the sun again… (Hopeless)




Scene 3: Percy come and accompanies her.
P: pretty grim, isn’t it?

R: sorry

P: the night. Ghastly

R: the worst ever.

P: let me help to get back your flowers.no need to be worried.think positif do the right
Thing.everything will be better tomorrow...

R: tomorrow? I don’t think I can survive till tomorrow…I am starve and my mum too.i
Got no money to buy food...the end …is the end of our life.

P: poor flower girl…here is one down… (Put on her hand the flower) your hand is so
Cold…

R: I feel so cold… (Trying to smile on him)

P: but when you smile you look very pretty...

R: really?

P: truly

R: truly?

P: yes

R: and how are you looking like, I wonder? You feel cold too...but you look strong and
Smooth…

P :( hold her hand) poor flower girl (hand her a jacket)...cant’t you see?

R: I can’t see, I am totally blind…but before that I am not...

P: before? What costs you blind?

R: the fire happens on match factory…

P: Lord Skeptic’s match factory?

R: yes I use to work in there...lord septic do not pay us and he did not keep the matches
Safe because will costs him money…he stingy, evil, and pretentious. He call himself
Handsome…make a tortoise laugh ha-ha

P: don’t be so means to a person…what is your name flower girl ….?

R: my name is rose

P: a pure sweet rose. Then let me pick you and hold you under my nose! you need someone
Like me to look after you. Someone to take you home and give you warm...

R: what is your name sir?

P: Percy, but other people like to make fun of me using the word pussy.

R: nice to meet you.

P: nice to meet you too...i wanted to help you but I got nothing except a railway ticket...i
An orphan that. They say my mother was killed in this railway line...

R: oh my god! Sorry to hear that your pour soul...just forget about the pass and think
About future, god will treat us fair no need to be worried.
P: I agree with you rose...god will treat us fair...that why I am the lucky man...they found
Me when I just a baby

R: where did they find you?

P: in a dustbin nearby here...and I wearing a tiny necklace with a key which a 3 word
Which is Nsl...?I wear it till now to use as my lucky charm. But I know such luck till now
Maybe Nsl stand for no such luck.
C: Hey you!!T I thought, I ask you get out of this platform.
R :( go behind Percy) not this man again. He threw away my flowers.
P: (grip crouch) can’t you be a gentlemen while treat a girl?
C; who are you? How dare you grip me? Do you know who I am? You better let go your
Hand or else u will be punished by god.
P: I don’t care who are you? You treat a girl like that you will be punishing...not me...
C: I am lord septic servant …I just following what lord septic order…does not hurt me please...
P: Then, please pick up her flowers.
C: of course. Sir
R: oh, Percy! You’re my hero. You like a knight who will protect me.
C: erk…so gross
P: can you say it again Ross...this is the first time I ever be complement by someone...
R: oh Percy! You’re my hero. Just like a good
L: night (whack on Percy)
P: au…that is so hurt.
C: lord septic, you are so cool.
R: lord septic!!Because of you I am blind.
L: really? I think due to I am too handsome for you until your eyes ball drop out...
R: you are so due to your match factory, I am blind.
L: I don’t care. (Point the gun on Percy) so what is your final word before you die?
{: eh….can you buy me a supper before I am dead?
L: I don’t think that I can fulfill your request due to no shop is open during midnight.
P: there is one, the McDonald’s burger shop. This is the shop which will open 24hour with all choice of burger
L: McDonald’s? Oh ya, the McDonalds store! Fine, what meal do you want?
P: I would like to has double Gcb with a mcflurry Oreo ice cream
L: wait a minutes, what are Gcb stands for?
P: you don’t know? You such an outdated man, you can know this information by viewing the television.
L: in the years 1970, the television is so expensive that I could not buy it.
P: Fine, let me tell you what Gcb stands for...it means Grill Chicken Buttock
L: erk...it is so disgusting, why would you fall interest on it?
P: Actually I am just joking, GcB isn’t stand for grill chicken buttock .it stands for Grill
Chicken Burger
L: I know it that you trying to lie me with the word GcB actually because I am smart isn’t
It? Crouch?
C: Yes sir, you are the smartest man in the earth but also the stingiest man in the earth
As well.
L: what did you say crouch? How dare you?
C: erm, I don’t think that you want to hear it again, sir? Just forget about it.
L:rawr,fine.double Gcb it costs Rm.13.00 while the mc flurry ice cream costs rm4.50 .total up the price is rm17.50 but to be easier to count round off to the nearest rm20.00
P: I am an orphan; I got no money to pay for the meal...would you treat me?
L: fine since this is your last meal, I treat you for free.crouch help me to get the meal right now I give u 15 minute or else u will be fired.
C: yes sir, servise charge 5 ringgit
L: more expensive then delivery service by McDonald.
C: yes, why don’t you call delivery servise.It was cheaper and faster.
L: I got 1 reason why I call you to buy it due to me lost the McDonald service number.
R: the number is 1300-13-1300
L: shut up!!
C: that is the number, dial it now!
L: fine another reason; it is that I am stingy.
C: finally you admit.
R: stingy dude
L: fine I admit I am stingy. Stop criticize me .now help me go get it!
C: yes sir.
L: (turn back) where did he been?
C: he escaped while we arguing
L: why don’t you tell me?
C: I thought you know it?
L: how would I know it?
C: I thought u is the smartest man on the earth.
L: Fine, forget about it. Now tie her up on the chair and throw her down into the railway track.
C: sir, why you treat her so kind...according to the script that use to be tie her on the realway track and not tie her up on the chair
L: eh because she is blind and suffer a lot disso to be good to her. Then I sure killed her to let her pain gone.
C: you such a kind man.
L: always

Then crouch go get a chair and tie her up and put her to the railway track.

C: Sir, my mission accomplishes. What is your next order sir?
L: well done crouch. Now, crouch help me to find the key that lost in the past 18 years which written there NSL.
C: what is already been 18 years. It is impossible to be finding d.
L: crouch is just 18 years.
C:(take out calculator)1 years has 365 day ,18 years equal to 6570 days and equal to how many hour..Echo
L: I asking you to find it...i not asking you to calculate it …or else u wan to been fired
C: don’t burn me master
L: I mean terminate you
C: whatever...doesn’t that to be...fine I go get it for u
R: lord septic...the key written NSL?
L: yes and none of your business.
R: I know the key belongs to whom?
L: who is it?
C: sir I found nothing
R: the key is belonging to a person who name Percy...he wearing it since he was born.
L: who is the fell who named Percy?
R: he is the fell who been whack by you just now.
L: don’t tell me, he is the final survivor of the Gatsby family...
R: gastby family who been murder in the past 18 years.
L: how you know that wasn’t born in that time.
R: my mum told me that, and she was a servant to that family.
L: what did your mum told you more?
R: he says that is a man who killed the whole family who named as septic.
L: I believe that you know too much...crouch put a masking tape on her mouth or else I will be in trouble.
C: yes sir... (Walk toward her and put the masking tape) done sir.

P: I am back
L: welcome back Percy Gatsby
P: u means the Gatsby?
L: no!!I mean your surname is Gatsby.
P: who are you? How do you know my name?
L: I am your mother bestfriend; you can call me uncle septic.
P: how could I have an uncle such a cruel know you are the gab nor of this land before.
L: cruel? I did not do anything cruel to you.
R: you did not do to me but u did it to her. You put a masking tape on her house and make
The match factory unsafe.
L: oh I put masking tape on her mouth because her mouth is smelly. and that incident happen on the factory is not my responsibility due to I am a business mania can’t manage to control all my factory running well and that sure be the responsible on the supervisor and I did fired him after the incident.
P: I see. Why do you put her in the railway track? Uncle septic.
C: let me help lord septic answer due to the love the feeling in the railway track and ask our helped to put her on railway track due to she is blind
L: exactly what he say.
P: why you treat her so rude when she just selling flower in the platform?
L: I did not order him to do that .crouch do it on his own purpose .is it crouch?
C: yes, my greater apologized. Sorry Ross
Why did u that that to me
L: do you know how your family is dead? This is because in that year was the year of Japan conquering and the Japanese people chop all the head of your family.
P: why did they do that? It does not bring any benefit to them.
L: they kill just for their own joy and I risk my own life to save you and put you into dustbin to make sure u are safe.
P: thanks uncle septic. Do you know what this key is for?
L: this key? This key is belong to me
P: what is this key for?
L: none of your business, you just need to return what is not belonging to you.
P: I won’t return to you unless you say to me what the use of the key is.
L: You just like your mother so busy body .since you choose it, I killed you as well. (Take gun out put on the head)
P: I thought u is my mother bestfriend, how can you do that to me?
L: since the beginning of the chat is all the lies, I tell you that because I want to use you to take back the piracy document. If this document hang to any of the gab nor and It will caught me to jail
P: so you risk your life to come back to here to take back the document?
L: finnally you been smart once.unfortunely that is the end of your life Percy.
P: shoot me if u dare .even I gotta die, I will be a ghost and haunted you every night
L: I hope so, so I could ask for place the bet in lottery.
P: I won’t give you anyway.
L: haha then goodbye Percy
C: freeze lord septic, I am the union jack undercover. My mission is to investigate on you and find a data that prove that you have broke the law.
L: crouch? You an undercover since the beginning? Impossible .how could it be? You follow me since the past 18 years.
C: yes, I been working for you 18 years and this is the day that I will bring you back to England and judge you.
L: Crouch you don’t know me? I rather to die then let those people catch me into prison.
C: yes, I know you well lord septic, and now put down your weapon or else you will get some minor injury.
L: I don’t think you dare to hurt me. Because if you shoot, the Japanese soldier will found us and kill all of us with arm.
C: yea, I know it, that why I bring silencer along so I will not produce any sound that will lead to the Japanese army.
L: crouch can’t image u is a smart person...i really look down on u
C: cut the crap, put down your weapon.
L: muahahaha, I will bring Percy along with me even those I die
C: shoot on my leg, Bang!
LG: au….knee down then lord septic change personality into an unknown personality.
Don’t shoot me .I fear bullet, I surrender, don’t kill me.
LE:No never ,I will never surrender .just like I say I rather die than let you caught me .
LG: I surrender don’t hurt me please .I beg you
C: huh...what is him doing? (The gun point lower)
L: turn back and smack the gun away. Freeze Crouch don’t move...oh ya, your real name Mr.banana.Mr.banana that is a price for the person who betray me...so this is your prize.(shoot on him )bang!
C: lay on the floor, haha, how many police can you kill, in England that is a million of soldier ready to catch you of the price of betray country.
L: I did not betray country...nooooo!!
C: you did...when the Japanese army arrive Ipoh you already plan to take train to Singapore and then take ship to England...you such a coward X gabenor.
L: nooo!! Bang! Bang! Bang! Crouch down...
R: take out the masking arrrrrrrr
L: shut up!!Point gun on Percy, that is still 4 bullet left for you .good bye Percy
P: one day you will been justify by someone!!
L: muahahaha
Glena I can’t kill anyone already, I do too much stuff that hurt people...i should surrender
LE: Never, in my dictionary that is no such word is call surrender .so dies Percy.
(LG and LE shake the gun and point here point there and then LG press shoot on him)
Bang!
LG: uhh….Percy, now bring her and get away from this scene .the Japanese army will arrive soon and all of us will be dead. Go now!!
P: run to Ross and take away the thing that tie her and ran to the luggage bag and open with the key and found us the document and 20 tan of gold...
P: do you see that Ross? Oh ya you can’t see but no worry .I going to take care of you forever...marriege me Ross
R: urh…yes I do
(Ring put on hand) then leave scene

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